D'porS
1. Kaptene nyepor aka agos: gwendengg, nyepor, pd, lali duso nek kadung ngilokno uwong, kapten terngguateli
"Halah gombal"
"sek wah, moleh engkok2an aeloh"
"raimu koyo pinggirane terang bulan ngunu, tak pecat kon"
2. maskote sanjaya: "Ammar dimana?:' " Gaero wes, imdes dewe--" pokoke gajauh beda gwendenge
3. Cumul aka amel: gwendengg, hyper, kakean ngwuonmong, nyonya benjengg, nek njoki pelann banternoo nyonya benjeng
"Loh, ga lohh"
"ayok wah, tak mole ak maringene"
"Hk hk hk hk" ngguyu tak ditekek kon ko koyo ngunu?
4. Maklamper aka fitri: gwendengg, cetarr, mantan nyonya benjeng, ojok nyenggol fitri nek gagelem onok masalah, loh fit lapo wingi salting.gegara sampek njokie ngeget? Biasae ngeong
"Kon loh tralalala*ngiloknoagos"
"Huwah! *dwuarrrr"
"Gaopo wah, dee ben ambek amel ae:' *tisumanatisu"
5. gendut aka chres: gwendengg, gayaa hp anyarr, diet selama puasa *fightndut!
"Goss, wah!"
"ngomong taek aa kon"
"hahahaaa" *cangkemehee*omaheuwong
6. Lolong aka fariadi: gwendengg, gwantengg;;)))nek bales sms mesti shubuh2 nek ga maghrib2*lapoaekonmbot, rada susah dicall
"Ohhh, oke goss"
"Sopo iki?"
"Thanks goss" yagitu agos teross--"
7. tomcat aka tomy: gwendengg, ganteng tapi rada telmi, nek kadung moshing swangar, sakno pwek gadikei duwek gegara gapernah absen nak monkasel, omahe gawe markas
"Peng 13 iki cok"
"Giloo ak gos, nggateli kon. Yo kon poo"
"Loh, ehm opo? Ehm*jaringanilang" duh,.ojok telmi2 poo
8. Benjeng aka aji: gwendengg, he mari operasi irung yo? Wqwq, sekali injak dua kapal*lgsgolehfitriplusamel
"Lali ganggowo duwek seket rek gawe tilangan"
"*tekoteko* toomii" sek orep kon cok? wkwk
9. Jomblo aka firman: gwendengg, jokie D'porS, pacare mio sak helm e
"Ak aman, wong ak nggawe helm"
"gawani ak, kon ae disiko. Onok polisi lohh" yaelah polisie tuku bebek, gangarah kecekel ga--"
"Brnggggg" *woymanpedakurusakikuengkok*diorengbenjeng
Ga gwendengg bukan D'porS, sng hadir angkat kepala:vvvv Ayokkk bakar2 omahe tomi rwekkk. Ngedrag aa? Ojok lali nggowo duwek seket woyyy((((=

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Postinglah gambar gif hitam/putih terkeren!

June 30, 2014

Iki, ga gif tapi--" Tuan*bukanTUHANlohya* kami "Guy Fawkes"

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arumi!!

June 30, 2014

Lo ehhh, mayak luh:/ lapo celok2 emesku ehhh? Tak sabda gaisok orep kon wqwq=DDDDD

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hy ank'e preman

June 30, 2014

Hahaa, ngerti ae kon nek bapakku preman e demak=DDDDD

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cok! mati koen cok!

June 30, 2014

Hahaa, okeoke, ak mati kon tak parani disikan ;;))))

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gk brubah kon meg sejak biyen,ttp banyol

June 30, 2014

Nadine? Kopi buatanmuuuu:3333

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iyadehm mkstnya brp tahun neng sama ghofur?

June 30, 2014

Ket lair, itung dewe hahaaa:DDDD

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ojok lali sholat bray;D

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

Yo iki budallll

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wokwokwok

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

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at-taubah lah. kadoan ndenggg--"

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

Koyo gaono peda ae vroohhhh

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gpp disabari ae,bln ramadhan cari pahala bkn cari dosa hahaha *ngomong ala upin ipin:))

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

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hahaha eh arjuno budal nang masjid loh:)))

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

Masjid endi dee? Ak nak masjid cidek jalan raya, gamelok aa kon?

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btw arek iku gak poso ta kok meso2 tok(?)

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

Hahaa, gaero ak. Turu2 lak enak arek iku--" Ealahh yoyo, sepurane Gustiii

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ooo ngunu nyalahno aku. mangkane pake axis:p

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

Hahaa, wong counter iki promote tok rwekkk=DDDDD

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apane lak ngopi mesti bengi trs sepedae pasti gak cukup--" kon tak bbm tak sms gakbales. oo bakbega iki

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

Bbm off nyah, trus yo kartuku pendingan--" ancene cupu ko--"

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sopo sing wani misui bakbega-ku? waah njalok di pateni iku yo?

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

Oalaa, iku arek sandale ilang paling ko meso2 gj--"

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ngk ush so' alim meg !!

June 29, 2014

Ak ga alim, dan ga sok alim--"

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imdes aku terbaru no mager:P

Amalia Rizki

June 29, 2014

"Loh, iyota? Kannn benerr kannn"
"Yaopo iki?"
"Nggawe ax*s aelooo wah"
"Ayo tak terno"
"Lagu iki loh meg, enak gawe akustikan"
"Sng magetan diapeli, ak ga"
"Hisyam lohh" Gangoros--"
"Biasane lague agos iku koyo 'lumpuhkanlah ingatanku, hapuskan tentang dia' *nyanyi"
"ak lahir di republik sulap" *nyanyi
"Mole wah, seneni ak engkok"
"He ak dikancingi"
"Nginep o omahku poo"
"Ak ga seneng tomi lohh"
Des: Eh, onok nyonya benjeng(?), jok lali pjpj yo?, cupu, gwendengg, sek orep kon mul?, cumul anak reggae, bonek liar sbm, cumul hoyag hayig, eh mul, benjeng lohh alay--", kon gatau melok ngopi saiki vrohh?, ganak omahe tomi aa?, yo ngunu smsan ambek nyepor tok--", ancene comelcomel iki, sampaikan salamku pada arjuna;;;;)

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cwex nkal loh!

June 29, 2014

Ajari jadi baik donggg;;;; )))

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