Aunt May: Why are you so dirty ? Peter: I was ... uhhh ... cleaning the chimney! Aunt May: We don't have a chimney... Peter: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?- The Amazing Spider-Man 2 I love it so much
You know, my great uncle once caught a pikachu, named him Fluttershy and then sold him to a Hooker for a blowjob. When she was done she shouted "GREP!" and shoved him out of her Tie Fighter. He died entering the atmosphere of planet Vulcan and crushed 3 black infants upon impact. I mean, YOLO right?