If you could communicate with your pet for just a minutes, and they would understand, what would you say?
Simon: you are a fat ugly weirdo and no one likes you Bebop: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! NEVER DIE PLEASE!!!!! Salt: Stop biting your cage you little bitch! Crowly(fish): I can and i will kill you so fast
If dogs never existed, which animal would take its place as Man's Best Friend?
A cat is already a mans best friend
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
A weird person, with a weird life.
What do you do when you’re angry?
I flip them/ the thing off. Or just say fuck fuck fuck fuck in a whisper.....
What does the life you want to live look like?
Owning a bed and breakfast with my bestie, Ella Lauten
What is your favorite joke?
There was an army guy, a nun, and a baseball player in an airplane. The army guy had too many grenades, the baseball player had too many baseballs, and the nun had too many bibles. The nun threw some bibles out of the plane. The baseball player threw some baseballs out of the plane. The army guy threw some grenades out of the plane. 0: When they landed, the nun saw a little girl on the ground crying. The nun asked her what was wrong, and the girl said, "I was walking, and a bible hit me in the head. I think it came from the sky." The baseball player saw a little boy on the ground crying. The baseball player asked what was wrong, and the boy said, "I was walking, and a baseball hit me in the head. I think it came from the sky." The army guy saw a little boy on the ground laughing. The army guy asked the boy what is so funny, and the boy said, "I was walking, and I farted, and the house behind me blew up!!!" Lol :P