no because the concept of time is an illusion look at me i'm so edgy
What are some small things that make you happy?
I was about to make a dick joke but then I realise that I don't have to . . . . because it was already a joke in the first place :^) (insert generic attention thing here) but for real what makes me happy is when I can get a clean sweap of like 5 games in a row without my laptop overheating. That is probably the biggest thing that will make me happy rn
Do you think you've changed in the last year? In what way?
puberty
Have you ever broken any bones? If so, how many and which ones?
i mean i haven't broken any of my own but i'd sure as hell brake somebody elses ..and in the process let me tell you about how I broke my first bone
Where would you wish to wake up tomorrow?
hopefully still in my bed
Would you pick brains or beauty?
which one will drive me up a fucking wall faster or sleep actually i'll do the generic sappy thing and be like "it doesn't matter!!!!111" you could look like a tree stump and some poor asshole will love you so who cares about which one ya got.
How to make a woman happy?
Don't be a lying and sarcastic asshole and you should do fine. Idk it's dumb to even ask that kind of question bc there are different personality types that you don't know until you understand them on a personal level.
What's the best thing you can purchase for $5?
your dignity
Brother from another mother? Have one?
no wtf
Take your pants out for a walk! PAP
no
What is one thing you are sure of?
that i'm not as much of an asshole as I could be right now
Give us your best ALPACA pun
alpaca your bags for you so you can get the fuck out of my life