If you mean IRL, probably a Luxray because I can see a Shinx being my starter. Probably a Ditto because they seem like you could do some fun things with them in terms of pranks ("oh you thought that was a chair haha it's just my Ditto being silly"), Froslass because she is my favourite pokemon, Sceptile because Sceptiles are cool and I love their mega form so much, Metang because I don't know I've started liking Metang lately, and then probably an Aerodactyl because I want a flyer with me and Aerodactyls are so awesome and so fast
Yes except theirs will be horizontal. Basically all of my children will be Guile
No
Danielle actually doesn't have a physical form, she's like a concept given consciousness like Master Program from Tron or the locket in Harry Potter or Al Gore
I'm a big fan of any of the Bear Grylls piss memes, but this one is special
Come on let's play
Featuring Pewdiepie
HOW'S IT GOIN BROS
MY NAME IS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEPIE
Real talk, has anyone ever given a satisfying answer to this question? If the point is just a funny sounding question, I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Woodward