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True Story?

Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It
was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of
people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be
all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would
probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and
they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how
he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and
the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say,
bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a
SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores,
workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's
SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and
they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and
then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up
the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's
when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long
Jesus wants us to wait.... True story

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