Ask @UtahMormonGirl
Are you a mormon or a moron?
a little bit of both. but more of the latter.
Boxers or briefs?
briefs. so it doesn't take long.
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Do you want hipsters hair for desert?
totes. it's good hair.
what does hair taste like?
hair.
What’s your favorite dessert?
hair.
What's your favorite thing to eat for lunch?
food. and occasionally children.
What kind of pet would you like to have in the future?
Is there a dish you always wanted to try?
humble pie. but it never looks good.
Can you recommend anything to read?
my face.
Would you rather date a monkey or a hippo?
Rhino.
Go make out with a cat.
I don't like fur balls.
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Why are you hating on soccer?
I like basketball. And a boy who plays it.
What kind of night light do you have?
Unicorn.
What's wrong with you?
nothing.
What's wrong with soccer morm?
he plays soccer.
Will you marry me?
maybe. it depends.
SAY YOU LOVE ME.
I love you, What a privilege.
DO YOU LOVE ME?
Of course you lucky duck.
How do you celebrate when something great happens?
I call up The Perf Morm and we dance. @theperfectmorm
Do you believe in aliens?
I am one.
If you had wings, where would you fly?
Away from you.
Who was the last person you saw?
the perfect mormon. I am staring right at her beautiful, wonderful, slightly ugly face.
What are you always late for?
my therapy sessions. ha
Are you good at swimming?
duh. I am a flippin mermaid.
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