My ex gf and my current gf really hate eachother, they are like enemies. My ex saw me kiss my current gf and said "Lisa.. how do you like the taste of my asshole" and walked off laughing..My current gf asked me what she meant and i told her i gave my ex a rimjob before. Now Lisa wont kiss me anymore
What's the absolute best vacation you can imagine?
Whenever I'm babysitting, And this guy tells me what to do. I just try to stop myself fro saying I spend more time, and I take care of his child more than he does. But it's true.