OMFG RIGHT LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO I WAS LIKE EM JUST STOOD UP AND I FELT SOMETHING IN MY HAIR AND I WAS LIKE
SHIT I HAVE NITS
BUT IT FELT BIG AND IT WAS RUNNING
SO I KEPT FLICKING MY HAIR
AND MY HAIRS BEEN UP IN A BUN ALL DAY
ONE OF THOSE SHITTY MESSY BUNS
AND MY HAIRS DARK SO IT WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANYTHING IN THERE
AND I'VE BEEN CLEANING UNDER MY BED
AND ANYWAY I FLICKED IT AND A MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER FLEW OUT
SO I SCREAMED
CRIED
AND PUNCHED IT TOO DEATH
Now I'm in the bath washing my hair incase it gave birth to baby spiders lol

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I hate spiders