What's for dinner mom?
ur impregnated sister
Ask @Your____mum
Tbh ur weird
nah uh bro just another bagel gekooool
hello again..it me
hey it me gimme that jammiwamm and slay that dragon
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Go like my recent! Sent to all I follow
Saying u sent it to a all ur followers makes me feel so unloved, think before u type, now I'm going to go sob in the bathroom, don't disturb me, feel bad
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Tbh such a lad
I wish u lived in Kenya cus u wud b Kenyon from Kenya
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Buy me apple pies
well mum I love you so much and you're such a g for giving me all this Advice n wisdom, I wish I was more like you but I need to keep reminding you to take your meds though 😅 I love you even though you need to get off the weed and things like that because I get blamed for it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
U deserve to get blamed for it, u no what they say wisdom do weed
A+!😄
I'm so damn sexy, dis pic of me is so tumblr
Can you just fuck off ask you cretin
Just pay me for last night and ill b on my way 😏 xx
Can I have pizza for dinner g
nah mate, im on a date right now, think I might get lucky, what do you think?
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20 more days til Christmas 😝
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A course hair or fibre in wool
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A course hair or fibre in wool
please don't turn off the wifi mum I'll make you a cup of coffee every morning for the whole of this week AND make my bed,please don't get David to get you pills that's your responsibility, LOVE YOU MUM thankyou for getting ask aw xxxxxxx
Really? a week?! R u kidding?! David makes me sandwiches more than that, don't try and escape the hard work😒 and if u think its so easy u can get my pills and I will treat Davis AS ROYALTY
tbh;this account cracks me up, you're such a babe clearly and thanks for running around after me all day mum&doing hotel service for me and giving me wifi, ILY MUM
I'm gonna go downstairs and break the wifi
tbh giver of life, bestest mum ever, don't know what i'd do without you, make sure you take your meds though xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Can u get me some more of those pills, my doctor won't prescribe them anymore because i take 'too many at a time' and often get 'high' and could get 'brain damage' ugh my doctor is so rude
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Tbh me mam
Vicky puff pastry
totally 100/10 lolol jk
ur death is gonna be on the 22nd April 2027 lolol not jk. The bunnies will eat you btw
Omg mummy!! I love you so much
tnh I can't really say much because idk who you are
Tnh?!?! And how can U say that, maybe if u picked up ur stupid phone once in a while then you would actually REMEMBER YOUR OWN MOTHER
Would you want this account ?
1) it's disabled😂
2) even if u asked this to everyone did it not occur to u the slightest to untick the person called 'your mum' that has nothing better to do than create this acc😂
2) even if u asked this to everyone did it not occur to u the slightest to untick the person called 'your mum' that has nothing better to do than create this acc😂
Reveal like Herts complements ?
Will that go down well? Um... I think not😂 and y?🌚
I think your quite funny but can't really say much because your anon x
Well thanks for trying to say something positive 😂 but I want mash potatoes 😐
U come of anon
Ur such a bæ, do u get paid for this🌚
Shut up and say who u are
Come of anon and I will tell u
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