Do you believe in Necrophilia? My therapist says it's wrong and disrespectful to my dead mother... but I like it. Do you approve of it? And do you do it? *blushes* ;)
Definitely :')
I'm sittin here eatin a sasuagae, thinkin of uuuu! <3
Cause I'm a sausage
Should I let my boyfriend stick a ketchup bottle up my butt?
It'd be more pleasant for you up the front, or have you tried that. Anyway, make sure it's closed
Controversially Mariah Carey ate her two children yesterday, she said "I can't liveeeeeeeeeeeee if livings without fooooooood". Do you think this was right!?!?
Haha, failing a backlit off of a snowman cause I crushed it when I took off; as a result of that I landed on my neck/shoulders, kneed myself in the face giving myself two visible scars on my right eyebrow, and braking my wrist somehow. I can't think of anything funnier I have ever done. In my life. Ever. Ha.