Police - Where do you live? Me - With my parents Police - where does your parents live? Me - with me Police - where do you all live? Me - together Police - where is your house? Me - next to my neighbour's house Police - Where is your neighbour's house? Me - if I tell you, you won't believe me. Police - Tell me. Me - next to my house Police - ..............
A facebook chat between Ex-couples... Girl : hey Boy : hii Girl : how are u ?? *Boy types : I'm miserable! I need u back! I miss u ! I LoVe U!* Then erased it...and typed,, Boy : I'm fine Thumbs Up, If U Ever Do The Same..!!!
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rahul gandhi says Kejrubai jhadu mar liya?
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THE NATION WANTS TO KNOW.
Rahul Gandhi - 7 out of 10 youth in Punjab are addicted to drugs! . Arvind Kejriwal - 10 out 10 UPA leaders are additcted to Corruption! . Rahul Gandhi - There is no space for corrupted people in Congress! . Arvind Kejriwal - Oh! Did it become Housefull? :D
She - hey I need to show you something! me - ohh yes! ofcourse! she - *sends me a picture of her new dress* me - that would look so nice on you she - hai na? m I looking young now? me - Isko bhi utaar de pagli, new born lagegi! *blocked*