What’s the first thing you did when you woke up today? December 26, 2014 Scratched my schnuts then farted.
Which gives you the most pleasure - giving presents or receiving them? December 26, 2014 Either way is fine. If no one receives presents, that means no one can give them.
What good deed did you do this week? December 26, 2014 I was a Party Pilot (designated driver) for friends and family.
Who in your life do you wish you’d met sooner? December 23, 2014 There are people I wish I'd never met.
What is the most played song in your music library? December 22, 2014 Lately, How soon is now? By the Smiths.
Are you the kind of person who wants to be the big fish in a little pond or the little fish in the big pond? December 22, 2014 A little fish in a big pond. More room to grow.
Which is the best age to marry? December 21, 2014 Marriage is not something I will ever be blessed with.
Why would someone want to go on a space trip? December 20, 2014 Because it would be FREAKIN' AWESOME. I'd rather go space truckin' myself.