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Alexis Hoffman

What's the worst thing someone can do on a first date?

Don't fart or burp. Don't eat garlic. Don't eat messy food. Don't forget to shave your legs. Don't talk about your exes. Don't babble on and on about yourself. Don't be creepy. Don't text in front of your date. Don't cancel at the last minute. And yeah.

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7 facts about Jessica?

1. She's addicted to tea
2. She makes me cook her breakfast every time I'm over at her house
3. She eats corn straight out of the can
4. She refuses to pick up her dog's shit
5. Her farts are probably some of the most disgusting farts I've ever smelled
6. She has about 3 different laughs and they're all hilarious
7. Bitties.

Do you ever pretend to be asleep when you're tired so somebody will carry you to bed?

I used to when I was little

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