@alexisshoffmann

Alexis Hoffman

What's up Jessica's ass? She's been a bitch lately

You know what? GO TO FUCKING HELL. She's having a hard time right now and I really don't appreciate you saying that. It's obvious that she's been upset so why add more stress to the situation by asking this stupid question. Her problems don't concern you so gtfo. Thanks.
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7 facts about Jessica?

1. She's addicted to tea
2. She makes me cook her breakfast every time I'm over at her house
3. She eats corn straight out of the can
4. She refuses to pick up her dog's shit
5. Her farts are probably some of the most disgusting farts I've ever smelled
6. She has about 3 different laughs and they're all hilarious
7. Bitties.

Do you ever pretend to be asleep when you're tired so somebody will carry you to bed?

I used to when I was little

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