You aren't a virgin?
Yes I am
Ask @alextheunicornofdoom
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Nah your alright x
Mail me on fb x
Secret x
Ffs, I'll get my mates to finger you if you tell me x
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You are omg x
Who are you. x
Wow your so perfect x
I'm not mate x
Recent picture of you x
This one was yesterday
That's photoshopped obviously not you hahahaahahaha
Yanno what you've caught me out. It is photo shopped
Oh wait no, it's not. You cunt
Oh wait no, it's not. You cunt
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Lucy Day
Shy x
Aw, it's reyt x
Can't say x
Okay, why x
Welcome x
Who's this x
Perff you x
Aw thankyou anon.
Would You turn gay for Anyone?
Yes, I would. He's called Enrique and I would suck him dry
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Millie Rothwell
YA MOM
Awww, whts the matter?!?!
I haven't had a wank in so long, I don't even know if my penis exists anymore
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kim hopkinson
oi alex mate you are fair shit:/ i mean all shit players play for a CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE dont they? this guy would be lucky to be half the player you are mate!
Cheers Luke, means a lot!
What insects are you afraid of?
None, insects are afraid of me
Would you say you're shy when you meet new people, or meet someone for the first time
Oi yes. I get well nervous infront of people :///
What year are you in ?
9, going into 10
Omg Alex you're well shit at football you lanky shit, I'm miles better than you, cuz I am da strongest and da faster ever and u just loose the ball all the time goddd:/ ly babes
Lyt
who's is your girlfriend?
Joel
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your girlfriend is a slag lmfao
Sick
They aren't that good ahahha
I really don't care. You're a faggot on anon who lets face it doesn't have the balls to say it to my face or off anon.
So bye :)))
So bye :)))
I have seen the academy play a couple of times
Well done.
What's the best advice you give
Finger her and she'll suck you off
Why burnley are shit lol
The first team are shit.
The academy aren't hahahahah
The academy aren't hahahahah
It is its because he was talking to other clubs
Well he's fucking stupid then
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