If you were granted an autograph from anyone, who would it be? December 12, 2012 No-one I'M BETTER THAN BALOTELLI
Who was the last person you saw? December 07, 2012 Wendy's tits She really needs to leave me alone when I'm having a shit Liked by: GOD
What is your goal for the next 24 hours? December 02, 2012 Get spud in a threesome with me an Rory the racing car
hello jimmy roberts November 29, 2012 Did your last name change from Saville to Roberts? Liked by: GOD Jack hanley jimmy roberts
What so you build shit wow never knew that :O November 28, 2012 Should see the shit I've just built in my toilet, and it reeks too
Bob the builder give me a blowjob bob the builder yes he can;) boots the fucking monkey November 28, 2012 Your best friend is an immigrant and you've got aids
Build me a chicken please NOW November 28, 2012 Fuck off I only do houses and shit Liked by: Nutella Jess Pats Cat GOD
If you could be invisible for one hour, where would you go and what you would you do? November 28, 2012 Shag every girl in the world
listen bob ye dont get cheeky rory the racing car November 27, 2012 Stfu you arrogant arsehole Liked by: emenike
If you had to give someone lessons, what skill would you teach? November 27, 2012 Rory the racing car lessons in anal, he's shit Liked by: emenike