Bryan Fitzmartin

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What is your favorite lunch cafeteria food?

Is this question meant for people in high school or lower? Look at it this way, I have to go back for a PhD fairly soon, if I have to eat at their cafeteria I suppose the answer is....burgers? How good burgers are we talking? Then, and only then, will I have a favorite. If not, I guess my answer will be lost to history.

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"Ich verste leider nur English und Deutsch."
"I understand (unfortunately) only English and German."
Fun fact kinda: I also speak two dead languages, but they're variants of English...way true though.

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Would you rather go to Westworld or Jurrasic Park?

It SOUNDS cool but both of those things are actually really dangerous to do in real life, with Westworld being only slightly safer because it's easier to defeat angry robots.

What is one thing that many people don't know about you?

If there was something, you could probably find it on my Brandyourself profile; it has links to all my social media accounts. Although, I haven't put my work history on it yet, but other than that you should be totally all set.

Is humanity progressing or deteriorating?

I have done real historical research on that (no joke) -- it's actually progressing.

What is the craziest thing you've done in public?

I actually consider myself "aristocratic," so I don't do crazy things in public.

Do you trust people easily?

That answer is cultural; and I know that since I've lived in several different parts of the United States. In the Midwest and in Maine, the answer is, yes, you have to, and you can, the culture there demands this, so everyone does it. In Massachusetts where I grew up, the answer is -- you CAN, but in the end it's really not a good idea to.

What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?

I will answer that question indirectly -- when you're young, you haven't really seen that much in life yet, but when you're older, say, in your 30s, you realize your teachers were all just people, just like you; for me, it was then, having thought about what that TRULY meant, when I realized just how straight-up "batshit" most of my teachers really were.

If you were in charge, who would be the next US president (any person)?

No one from the Hulu Stephen King original series "Castle Rock" -- it is my genuine wish that given their absolute craziness, none of the people from that show are ever allowed to be President.

If you were a scientist, what would you invent?

If I invented Frankenstein, everyone would be really mad at me so I don't want to do that one so....(thinks about it for 5 minutes)...Frankenstein.

Which celebrities do you suspect are really aliens walking amongst us?

I'm not a celebrity, but how do you know I'm not really an alien? Think about it -- I seriously COULD be an alien, but I'm just not telling you.

What's one animal you would not want to come face to face with?

Owls -- I consider them overly wise.

What are your favorite junk foods?

Junk foods are a state of mind -- but chocolate chip muffins.

What is the best way to learn a foreign language?

I've actually found that listening to music in that particular language helps...


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