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How are unicorns made?

بتجيب الـuni و تركب فيه الـcorn
بس تخلى بالك و انت بتشترى الـcorn
عشان الدرة اليومين دول مسوس

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What attracts tourists to your city?

ما شاء الله .. هو فى city كمان ؟!!!

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What do you think people should do more often?

يقفلوا الموبايلات

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Which picture the best describes your city?

لا حول و لا قوة إلا بالله

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What problems did you have in school?

مستر الألعاب كان بيجرى ورانا بالعصايا لما ننزل نقعد ف الحوش

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PAP of what you see when you look up?

Which is the best age to marry?

على حسب نضوج البنى ادم
فى واحد بينضج و هو عنده 13 سنة
و فى واحد بيقفل الـ30 و مبيكونش قادر على تحمل على مسؤلية

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What is the safest place in the world?

القبر

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What is the last song you listened to?

وشك دة كله غباء
و ضحكتك ماسخة
..
يا عرة الرؤساء
يابن المرة الوسخة

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How do men understand ‘romance’?

زى مالسيسي بيفهم الوطنية بالظبط

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Who rules the World?

fear + greed

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What is the next big thing that will blow people’s minds?

الحرب العالمية الثالثة

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Is it possible to justify a murder?

اه عادى

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Who's your favorite actor?

الفنان الكبير محمد فؤاد

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What was the last book you read?

becoming batman (the possibility of a super hero)
للاساذ E. Paul Zehr

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Post a picture of your angry face!

What's one thing that always makes you happy? PAP!

هو ايه PAP PAP PAP
حد يناديله على ابوه يجدعان

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How can you live till the age of 120?

لو مكلتش اى حاجة مضرة أو مطبوخة وحش
و فضلت اتمرن كل يوم
و أنا 4 ساعات بس
و أكلى ميعديش الـ200 كالورى كل يوم
هموت بدرى برضه :3

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How often do you think about your future?

بومبا أنا مبفكرش .. أنا عارف
ربنا يستر

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What role does television play in your life and the life of your family?

the destroyer of every shred of family bonding

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What is the root of all evil?

fear + greed

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If you were to win $10 million, what would you do with all that money?

هشترى بيهم عصافير و أطيرها

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What product would you refuse to promote?

قومبيوطر الصقر

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What would you name a newly discovered planet?

فُلك

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