WHY CAN'T I BE SIMON COWELL
Because your chest isn't hairy enough. I mean really if you just stopped waxing...
Ask @callannnnnnnnn
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YELLLLLLLOOOOWERRR ???
PURRRRRPPPLLLLEERRRRRRRRR???
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YOU WISH IT WAS ME DONT CHA
yes
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Some times people think I'm mental. (:
Same bro same
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Simon Crowell is like my idol
Nothing like a hairy chested man in a white v-neck to just make your fucking day
Do you remember that one time we invited all those eggplants over and they all bailed
Yeah I almost cried. That one was soooo freaking attractive. Even though they say our two kinds weren't meant to be I say FUCK IT it's just a species right? I was actually going to go for it... I just... If I could just have a moment........... Sorry. Sometimes I get emotional
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Who did you hug last?
Not sure but ik who I wish it was
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I don't even like oranges
Oh.
Youuuuuu make me laughhhhh
Thanks I try (:
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Celebrity crush(es)
Callan McAuliffe obviously I mean you can't go wrong with someone named Callan
WAHOOOO DUDE
YEEEEHAW MAN
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I'm really trying to come up with lots of questions for you and Jennifer, YOU'RE WELCOME
Thanks bb
I LOVEEEE NEMO
Ikr
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Is mayonnaise an instrument
-.- are you kidding me? where do you live that people don't walk around playing their mayonnaise at will?
Last movie you watched?
Uhhhhhh I think it was nemo
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favorite tooth?
Bottom. Third from back. Right side. Duh I mean what else?
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what color is your pillar?
Macaroni and cheese. Yes, that is a color
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Awh that sounds cute
Awh you sound cute
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Thoughts on school?
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
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What'd you have for breakfast?
Strabucksssss cause we were in Seattle duh
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I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW OMG
DUDE IK well not the actual soccering part cause I'm out of shape BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU PEOPLE
Hhahahhaha ! Ohh my gosh that's great (':
Yeah I think I pissed him off quite a bit over the course of our trip
AHHGGHHHHSSHJJHHHHHHH
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aSk Me InTeReStInG qUeStIoNs Im BoReD
LoL iM nOt SmArT eNoUgH tO tHiNk Of InTeReStInG qUeStIoNs
Good. Calmin me down a little but I still am pretty freaking out mann.
Lol at one point my dad asked me if I missed home and I was like "do I miss the same boring old places and routines and people? hell no. all I miss are Kiera Camryn and Kelsie you silly peasant." I don't think he was very pleased with me
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