EXO members as fathers
chanyeol - sits on his child accidentally, apologizes, tosses kid in air, drops kid, hides bruise with wool hat
joonmyun - soft father who overcompensates. "i love all you snuggle pumpkins so much" "dad stop embarrassing us" "will u love me more if i gave u 30 dollars for pizza"
jongin - he would love the IDEA of kids. would stare at little baby dollies and toys, but when he gets a kid, he doesn't know how to handle them
kyungsoo - overbearing, no nonsense. "i said bed. NOW."
baekhyun - i feel like he wouldn't like kids that much. they're okay... but i'll love from a distance.
minseok - BEST FUCKING DAD EVER. COOS AT THEM, BURPS THEM, DOES HOMEWORK WITH THEM, MY BABY DADDY.
tao - tao would remember everything that he regretted about his own life and try to fix it for his children.
sehun - sehun would be super awkward around his daughter and kind of smother her but wouldn't care that much about his son. "boys will be boys, run free but IS THAT SKIRT TOO SHORT"
luhan - no kids please
jongdae - that cool but useless dad. mom is bad cop, dad is good cop.
kris - firm and strict, but understanding
yixing - yixing would respect his kids and speak to them like adults, not children. he would reason with them and explain everything instead of those bullshit "kids come from storks" stories
joonmyun - soft father who overcompensates. "i love all you snuggle pumpkins so much" "dad stop embarrassing us" "will u love me more if i gave u 30 dollars for pizza"
jongin - he would love the IDEA of kids. would stare at little baby dollies and toys, but when he gets a kid, he doesn't know how to handle them
kyungsoo - overbearing, no nonsense. "i said bed. NOW."
baekhyun - i feel like he wouldn't like kids that much. they're okay... but i'll love from a distance.
minseok - BEST FUCKING DAD EVER. COOS AT THEM, BURPS THEM, DOES HOMEWORK WITH THEM, MY BABY DADDY.
tao - tao would remember everything that he regretted about his own life and try to fix it for his children.
sehun - sehun would be super awkward around his daughter and kind of smother her but wouldn't care that much about his son. "boys will be boys, run free but IS THAT SKIRT TOO SHORT"
luhan - no kids please
jongdae - that cool but useless dad. mom is bad cop, dad is good cop.
kris - firm and strict, but understanding
yixing - yixing would respect his kids and speak to them like adults, not children. he would reason with them and explain everything instead of those bullshit "kids come from storks" stories