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EXO members as fathers

chanyeol - sits on his child accidentally, apologizes, tosses kid in air, drops kid, hides bruise with wool hat
joonmyun - soft father who overcompensates. "i love all you snuggle pumpkins so much" "dad stop embarrassing us" "will u love me more if i gave u 30 dollars for pizza"
jongin - he would love the IDEA of kids. would stare at little baby dollies and toys, but when he gets a kid, he doesn't know how to handle them
kyungsoo - overbearing, no nonsense. "i said bed. NOW."
baekhyun - i feel like he wouldn't like kids that much. they're okay... but i'll love from a distance.
minseok - BEST FUCKING DAD EVER. COOS AT THEM, BURPS THEM, DOES HOMEWORK WITH THEM, MY BABY DADDY.
tao - tao would remember everything that he regretted about his own life and try to fix it for his children.
sehun - sehun would be super awkward around his daughter and kind of smother her but wouldn't care that much about his son. "boys will be boys, run free but IS THAT SKIRT TOO SHORT"
luhan - no kids please
jongdae - that cool but useless dad. mom is bad cop, dad is good cop.
kris - firm and strict, but understanding
yixing - yixing would respect his kids and speak to them like adults, not children. he would reason with them and explain everything instead of those bullshit "kids come from storks" stories
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i don't have the do not play feature yet i wish i could filter out/block some groups

apparently on spotify premium you can but i don’t have it either

Which cimb are u working at??? ><

i don't work at cimb! i let cimb hold my 3k hostage for three months for this new octopus son *^*

aren't your legs feel like burning and tired if you do standing? what's your tips for beginners?

i’ve been to like 50 standing cons i no longer feel anything 😂
1. good shoes. if you want to be taller, bring an extra comfortable pair of shoes and change it before you enter.
2. cross the straps of your tote bags and hold it on both shoulders like a backpack to distribute the weight.
3. wear shirts with sleeves because pits can be gross if your arms are brushing against others, skin on skin.
4. paper fans / electric fans make queueing easier.
5. if water is not allowed i keep mints in my bag to make me less thirsty.
6. i buy those foot and back medicinal patches and paste them on after cons if i go to two days cons.

Jq do u know if the mama albums still come with photocards?

all albums come with photocards! you just might get ex-members because production has stopped.

you’re paper_scribbles right? i noticed you don’t write anymore....

i moved to ao3! username smallorbits but yeah i dont really write anymore

Why do you always choose standing over seating?

why pay so much money to watch exo from afar? i did seating once because my friend wanted to and never again

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