Exo members teach jongin how to selfie properly
jongdae: listen, jongin. the best pose is the duck face, you see, so do it for every. single. photo.
baekhyun: i'll teach you!! /15 mins later/ "um, baekhyun hyung all you've been doing is ignoring me and taking pictures of yourself."
yixing: see, you go like this- "HYUNG PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON BEFORE YOU TAKE PHOTOS NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DICK"
chanyeol: ya you just wink and do a quick v like that yeah? and you- jongin, are you... twitching? um... maybe no wink, just the V? JESUS FUCK YOU JUST POKED ME IN THE EYE
sehun: oh, easy. you just take the top half of your face. that settles your worries about what to do with your mouth.
joonmyun: why do you need to take selfies, jongin? you don't need reaffirmation from others to know that you're a confident, beautiful person, okay? it doesn't matter how you take the photo because you are wonderful throughout. don't care about how others view you!
minseok: dude you just point and shoot. see? .... oh shit wait maybe i shouldn't have uploaded the shirtless photo. do i need clearance for this? where is manager hyung?
kyungsoo: teach you? no, i have better things to do. .... ... okay, come here. first you hold the camera at an angle and-
baekhyun: i'll teach you!! /15 mins later/ "um, baekhyun hyung all you've been doing is ignoring me and taking pictures of yourself."
yixing: see, you go like this- "HYUNG PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON BEFORE YOU TAKE PHOTOS NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DICK"
chanyeol: ya you just wink and do a quick v like that yeah? and you- jongin, are you... twitching? um... maybe no wink, just the V? JESUS FUCK YOU JUST POKED ME IN THE EYE
sehun: oh, easy. you just take the top half of your face. that settles your worries about what to do with your mouth.
joonmyun: why do you need to take selfies, jongin? you don't need reaffirmation from others to know that you're a confident, beautiful person, okay? it doesn't matter how you take the photo because you are wonderful throughout. don't care about how others view you!
minseok: dude you just point and shoot. see? .... oh shit wait maybe i shouldn't have uploaded the shirtless photo. do i need clearance for this? where is manager hyung?
kyungsoo: teach you? no, i have better things to do. .... ... okay, come here. first you hold the camera at an angle and-
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