baeksoo based on this đ https://mobile.twitter.com/zuma_noluthando/status/932621353773125632?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E2
âjunmyeon.â
âno.â
âyou havenât even heard what iâm asking.â
âthe answer is no.â
âjunmyeonnnnn.â
âwhat.â
âcan i borrow a toddler? ... did you hang up on me? jun!â
âĄ
okay so baekhyun didnât mean to get himself into this. itâs just that heâs always had a bit of a superhero complex and he loves children.
so when he found this adorable toddler wandering around aisle 9, he was determined to play superhero and reunite crying little sehunnie with his daddy.
and when this handsome man ran up to hug sehunnie, baekhyun had never been so grateful for his superhero dreams in his life.
âthank you so much,â sehunâs dad gushed, cuddling a sniffling sehun to his chest in a way that looks so warm, it makes baekhyun wish he was a two year old. âi look away for one second and sehun was gone! heâs almost two and just learned how to walk, you see.â
âoh yeah i get it. my two year old is hard to handle too,â baekhyun had blurted and why had he said that?? the only two year old he knows is mongryong, his corgi.
it was worth it though, to see kyungsoo as he introduced himself, light up and graciously extend an invitation to sehunâs second birthday as a show of gratitude.
and baekhyun, being baekhyun and blinded by kyungsooâs pretty smile, said yes.
which brings us back to this, baekhyun juggling mongryong in one hand and trying to tug a party hat onto its head with another, very determinedly ignoring jongdaeâs judging eyes.
âyou could just come clean in a text, say you were thinking with your dick and apologise,â jongdae says. he makes so much sense that baekhyun refuses to listen to him.
âyouâre going to be the cutest two year old at the party,â baekhyun coos at mongryong and slams the door in jongdaeâs face extra loudly just to make a point.
âĄ
âoh,â kyungsoo says as he opens the door, eyes wider than ever and oh heâs so cute baekhyun regrets nothing. âa puppy.â
âmeet my two year old?â baekhyun grins, feigning ignorance and kyungsoo, bless his soul, laughs and just lets him in.
âĄ
mongryong is unsurprisingly a hit at the birthday party.
âsehun likes mongryong a lot,â kyungsoo comments an hour later.
baekhyun watches sehun yank on mongryongâs tail and isnât sure mongryong returns the sentiments but he agrees all the same because kyungsoo! is sitting next to him!
if baekhyun so much as moves an inch, his pinky would touch kyungsooâs and for a moment heâs lost in his fantasies, until kyungsoo clears his throat.
âyknow, since sehun likes mongryong so much, maybe you could bring him over for a playdate?â
kyungsoo seems to get nervous at baekhyunâs stunned silence and barrels on, âi mean, sehun has baby yoga on sundays but we could do saturdays? maybe?â
âyeah,â baekhyun agrees, smiling so wide it makes kyungsoo pause for a bit.
âlet me... go get my scheduler.â and kyungsoo hurries off, leaving a lovestruck baekhyun behind.
sorry mongryong, baekhyun thinks dreamily, you have to sacrifice some fur for the sake of daddyâs happiness.
âno.â
âyou havenât even heard what iâm asking.â
âthe answer is no.â
âjunmyeonnnnn.â
âwhat.â
âcan i borrow a toddler? ... did you hang up on me? jun!â
âĄ
okay so baekhyun didnât mean to get himself into this. itâs just that heâs always had a bit of a superhero complex and he loves children.
so when he found this adorable toddler wandering around aisle 9, he was determined to play superhero and reunite crying little sehunnie with his daddy.
and when this handsome man ran up to hug sehunnie, baekhyun had never been so grateful for his superhero dreams in his life.
âthank you so much,â sehunâs dad gushed, cuddling a sniffling sehun to his chest in a way that looks so warm, it makes baekhyun wish he was a two year old. âi look away for one second and sehun was gone! heâs almost two and just learned how to walk, you see.â
âoh yeah i get it. my two year old is hard to handle too,â baekhyun had blurted and why had he said that?? the only two year old he knows is mongryong, his corgi.
it was worth it though, to see kyungsoo as he introduced himself, light up and graciously extend an invitation to sehunâs second birthday as a show of gratitude.
and baekhyun, being baekhyun and blinded by kyungsooâs pretty smile, said yes.
which brings us back to this, baekhyun juggling mongryong in one hand and trying to tug a party hat onto its head with another, very determinedly ignoring jongdaeâs judging eyes.
âyou could just come clean in a text, say you were thinking with your dick and apologise,â jongdae says. he makes so much sense that baekhyun refuses to listen to him.
âyouâre going to be the cutest two year old at the party,â baekhyun coos at mongryong and slams the door in jongdaeâs face extra loudly just to make a point.
âĄ
âoh,â kyungsoo says as he opens the door, eyes wider than ever and oh heâs so cute baekhyun regrets nothing. âa puppy.â
âmeet my two year old?â baekhyun grins, feigning ignorance and kyungsoo, bless his soul, laughs and just lets him in.
âĄ
mongryong is unsurprisingly a hit at the birthday party.
âsehun likes mongryong a lot,â kyungsoo comments an hour later.
baekhyun watches sehun yank on mongryongâs tail and isnât sure mongryong returns the sentiments but he agrees all the same because kyungsoo! is sitting next to him!
if baekhyun so much as moves an inch, his pinky would touch kyungsooâs and for a moment heâs lost in his fantasies, until kyungsoo clears his throat.
âyknow, since sehun likes mongryong so much, maybe you could bring him over for a playdate?â
kyungsoo seems to get nervous at baekhyunâs stunned silence and barrels on, âi mean, sehun has baby yoga on sundays but we could do saturdays? maybe?â
âyeah,â baekhyun agrees, smiling so wide it makes kyungsoo pause for a bit.
âlet me... go get my scheduler.â and kyungsoo hurries off, leaving a lovestruck baekhyun behind.
sorry mongryong, baekhyun thinks dreamily, you have to sacrifice some fur for the sake of daddyâs happiness.