pikai pseudo sexi tiemz plz, in which kai is clumsy and luhan is creepin'
i am not writing pikai. unless i put jongin in a pikachu suit... hmm... (idk what you look like, pika)
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jongin tugs at the yellow ears on his head and grimaces. "luhan, i look stupid."
"you look adorable," luhan pats his cheek and beams. "oops, messed up your blush!" before jongin can bat him away, luhan has pulled out the blusher and attacked jongin's cheeks until they are as red as chanyeol after he gets drunk. he adjusts his own red cap and grins at their reflections.
"why do you get to be ash," jongin complains. they're maybe 10 years too old for a pokemon costume, but secretly he's excited because no matter what anyone says, pokemon NEVER gets old.
luhan ignores jongin, as usual. "so cute. now let's get to the party!"
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"i dressed you like this for a reason," luhan whispers as soon as they get to the party, thumping music and crazy crowds. luhan grabs a beer from someone who looks like a stripper cop and takes a quick chug. "oh, there she is. say hi to pika!"
"pika?" jongin echoes, but he's already being pushed right into a girl.
the girl spins around, the tiny ears attached to a band on her head vibrating in place. "you called- oh?"
oh, indeed. jongin can only stare slackjawed as the pretty girl, dressed in a tiny babydoll dress, focuses her attention on him.
"pikachu, eh?" she asks, flipping her shocking pink hair behind her. jongin wonders if it's a wig, if he can maybe run his fingers through them and tug her closer until her pink tinted lips are flush against his own- "i'm jigglypuff tonight."
"JIGGLYPUFF, USE ATTRACT," luhan warbles as he tumbles past shakily with a beer in his hand.
pika brings her hand up to cover her mouth and lets out an embarrassed giggle that goes straight to jongin's crotch. suddenly he's glad the outfit is loose and airy.
"it's super effective," jongin whispers, bringing a coy smile to pika's face.
"is it?" she takes a step closer to jongin until they're only a few inches apart, and jongin gulps visibly. "well then, pikachu, are you interested in some crossbreeding?"
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jongin tugs at the yellow ears on his head and grimaces. "luhan, i look stupid."
"you look adorable," luhan pats his cheek and beams. "oops, messed up your blush!" before jongin can bat him away, luhan has pulled out the blusher and attacked jongin's cheeks until they are as red as chanyeol after he gets drunk. he adjusts his own red cap and grins at their reflections.
"why do you get to be ash," jongin complains. they're maybe 10 years too old for a pokemon costume, but secretly he's excited because no matter what anyone says, pokemon NEVER gets old.
luhan ignores jongin, as usual. "so cute. now let's get to the party!"
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"i dressed you like this for a reason," luhan whispers as soon as they get to the party, thumping music and crazy crowds. luhan grabs a beer from someone who looks like a stripper cop and takes a quick chug. "oh, there she is. say hi to pika!"
"pika?" jongin echoes, but he's already being pushed right into a girl.
the girl spins around, the tiny ears attached to a band on her head vibrating in place. "you called- oh?"
oh, indeed. jongin can only stare slackjawed as the pretty girl, dressed in a tiny babydoll dress, focuses her attention on him.
"pikachu, eh?" she asks, flipping her shocking pink hair behind her. jongin wonders if it's a wig, if he can maybe run his fingers through them and tug her closer until her pink tinted lips are flush against his own- "i'm jigglypuff tonight."
"JIGGLYPUFF, USE ATTRACT," luhan warbles as he tumbles past shakily with a beer in his hand.
pika brings her hand up to cover her mouth and lets out an embarrassed giggle that goes straight to jongin's crotch. suddenly he's glad the outfit is loose and airy.
"it's super effective," jongin whispers, bringing a coy smile to pika's face.
"is it?" she takes a step closer to jongin until they're only a few inches apart, and jongin gulps visibly. "well then, pikachu, are you interested in some crossbreeding?"