i wanted to be a dolphin trainer! then i developed a fear of fish, and what do dolphins eat? THEN I WANTED TO OWN A CANDY STORE (i still want to own a candy store)
"Lu Han is the prettiest fairy who once dropped a sugarplum on Jongin's sleeping face, and by sugarplum I mean something not sweet and not innocent at all"
“I feel the sensation; I feel it at once.
I’ll take you in one mouthful like cheese.
I take in [your] scent, scrutinize [your] color
I’ll eat you up with more refine than [drinking] wine.”
i got feel, all come sekali. i eat you one bite like cheese. i smell you look you, eat you dao i drink wine also not so atas.
"To me, nothing in this world is impossible"
i think hor, everything can de lor
"I went round and round from far away
And I came back here to start again
I’m filled with errors but as I learn, I can get stronger
The day we realize that the sun is one that is big and great
Everyone together goes toward our future
I need you and you want me, in this planet called earth“
i go round round from far far. then i gostan start again.i wrong a lot but then hor learn liao then stronger lor. when we realize tu sun is big and great we together go towards future. i need u u want me here in earth hahahahahah lolz can not this. manglish enough???
omg can you translate Western-English into Mangish pretty please?
of course hahahah this will be fun
lol it's so weird to see you tweet in manglish
eh why?? i everyday no speak english one you know. walao in the beginning hor, i go to uni need to speak english can die yunno. people talk what also i cannot answer. too used to mandarin ma. chinese best la. english so atas.
roll the haters away away away
앙앙 (no one's ever going to call you the right way lol)
yes, terrible, because i legally download and buy their albums, because i translate for the fandom and take fancams, because i buy the most expensive tickets at their concerts, and buy official merchandise. i must be a bad exo fan, because i write a lot of exo fanfiction, and meet up with other exo fans. i'm a terrible exo stan, because i set them aside for three days to pay attention to another group.
If you ever write a bangtan fic, please let them frolic wild and free as middle schoolers in a pokemon au (the violent kind) (wait maybe that's digimon then) fighting the 12 exo gym leaders. Joke aside, I did not know the meaning of "little shit" before I saw Taehyung. He gotta catch all the noonas
PLZ the mention of fic sends me into cardiac arrest these days. BUT WTF THAT IS A TEMPTING IDEA
you're not livetranslating this week?
sorry bby! real life beckons! i could probably do baekhyun's radio thing?
exo or bangtan?
exo fandom is stifling me. bangtan are my adopted babies.
please write an adventuretime!au exo fic if you have time;;;
i'm sorry, but i don't watch adventure time :( maybe some other person could write it?
"even tho i'd end up doing all of it because i can't resist him" you mean you'd end up doing him
HE IS MY CHILD I WOULD NEVER (i would if he asks me to)
KOOKIE PIE BLOWING BUBBLES oh god the things i want to do to him. buy him food and brush his hair and help him with his homework even tho i'd end up doing all of it because i can't resist him