It wouldn't because I'd eat it back.............why does that sound sexual? O__o Just me?
Why did you block me? ~Cloud guy
Because you kept mentioning me in really annoying spammy tweets. No offense.
chips have feelings too
Okayyyyy.
If a yo-yo ate a pancake, would you be ok with that?
Yo, (see what I did there..) you are definitely on drugs.
What would you do if you woke up one day and you had crab hands!
Call for spongebob, duh!
If you could have 5 eyes and a magic tooth, would that be cool for you?
You sound like a wasp that fucked a bunny rabbit......how's that would even be possible, I don't even know.
What if I am typing, but I'm not typing, so what the hell am I doing and how the hell is this text getting on here?
GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK.
Light bulb? Just don't eat them!
But I'm full of ideas....GET IT HAHAHA GET IT?!
What would you do if your head got stuck to a cabbage?
I'm actually pissing myself laughing trying to even imagine that...
What's one thing everyone should do in their lifetime?
Something dangerously fun and exciting.
Ok, so if you ever saw a fish with legs and it started to do the cancan, what would be your first thoughts?
I'm on acid.
So, Google, if you could have it instead of your brain, would you?
Not all the information on the internet is entirely true, so I'd pass.
If you you could eat a fish that was about to give you 3 wishes, would you?
Other than the fact fish stinks really bad, it tastes ok so why wouldn't I lol?
What are your thoughts on chicken?
NANDOS <3
5am in the morning, you get a phone call saying you are beautiful, would you feel good or feel bad that you got woke up?
5am is abit tooo early for any phonecall other than emergencies....better leave a text lol
What if pigs could fly and tap dance at the same time though?
You're on acid ain't you lol
What is your feelings on eating a baby, if you had to, would you?
:l
I once dressed my cat in a tuxedo, how does that make you feel? (true story)
I laughed for about 2 seconds whilst I imagined a cat in a tuxedo....
If you could be a boy for one whole week, what would you do?
Shag lots of "bitches" because to "my boys" it would make me "a legend" whereas being a girl I would just get slutshamed because that's the society we live in today lol.