Well, see, it depends.

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I'm not one to judge about homosexuality. And based on recent statistics, you are most likely (P > 0.95) of the male gender. In which case, I will have to decline. This is not based solely on the general social disapproval that I will receive upon accepting this request for marriage. No, this is because of the actual sexual orientation that I am in.

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Also based on the statistics, the majority of those who make contact with me are the same age as me. Therefore, I could assume that you understand that I will not illegally marry someone. This is considering the fact that if you are not a boy, you most likely (P > 0.95) are the same age as me, even though the set of girls I know that are the same age as me eclipses the set of girls I know that are not the same age as me. This is not considering the fact that the closer people are to me, the more likely they will post to this ask. I'm sorry about that, because that affects the general age of people who are asking me, because the girls I am closest to (e.g. my mom) are older than me.

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Thank you for taking your time to ask this question.

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Good-bye Ford.
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