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Jack Jefferson

You need hadeed!!!!

Yes, I do need it. I am physically addicted to it.
Every day, I go to the nearest truck shop, and say "phapoos" to the dealer. He then winks his right eye two times and his left eye once, and gives me a tire. On the way home, someone walks up to me and says that I need some milk. With the tire (VERY IMPORTANT), I go up to the nearest grocery store, put the tire to the left of the front door, and walk in. When I buy the milk, I walk home (skipping on two blocks on the way back), and when I pour out the milk, it's not milk but Hadeed.
Thank you for making me realize this addiction. It has made me sallow and I shall stop at once.
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