Not as much as I love eating them.
You smell like deodorant
It depends on the circumstances, but generally I didn't.
I know, my bathroom wall was looking really good when I took that profile picture
No. I have not heard accounts from either sides of the argument, so anything I say would appear ignorant. You could ask me to research it, but honestly I don't want to.
also not my field of expertise.
Not my field of expertise
Dear asker: take your name, and map every letter from n to 26-n with modular residue mod 26. (note that a=1, b=2, etc) Then, map every letter from n to n+10 mod 26. Map from n to 4n. Map n to n+12. Then, map n to n*(-4)^(-1) (yes, you have to calculate inverses, don't be lazy). The resulting name, given you did the steps correctly, is the name of the ugliest person I know.
The one with hair... or does she not have hair? Okay, she has feet.... probably. Sorry, can't really describe her... or him, I dunno :/
ew Jackson by a long shot.