When my pants are too tight When my fries are cold When my boobs sweat When people lie to my face When I get yelled at for no reason When people tweet about me When the person in front of me takes the last piece of pizza When "comedy" movies aren't even funny Odd numbers When girls start rumors for attention When my fingernail polish chips off When people smack their food/gum When teachers don't teach us shit and is curious why we are failing.their class