This will be things that I think other people will find entertaining.. I wasn't particularly pleased about some of them :P
- When my mum went into labour when she was pregnant with me, he told her to wait before he took her to the hospital because he wanted to finish eating his roast dinner first
- He used to go out in public wearing socks, sandals and four pairs of sunglasses
- He got stuck in the tree in our garden (photographic evidence)
- He once knocked a man who tried to mug him out with a 2 litre milk bottle
- He shot me in the leg with an air pistol
- He put the strimmer in a pile of stones so one bounced off it at like a thousand miles an hour and hit me in the leg
- I fell off a horse and broke my wrist and he laughed at me
- He got a disciplinary at work for telling the health and safety supervisors that sanitary pads and tampons were vampires lunch boxes
- Whenever he's pushing my mum in the wheel chair and he gets to the top of a hill he lets go of her so she can't work out why she is uncontrollably rolling down the road

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Probably more but I cba to do anything else lol