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How did you first learn about sex?

i think it was back in first grade when my classmates were talking about sex and the city calling it toot and the city and i thought they were talking about cartoon network's sheep in the big city so one time i told my parents i wanted to watch toot and the city and they were horrified at my use of the toot or smth i'm actually not sure why they decided that me using toot meant it was time they explained to me what sex is.
bonus: i learned of hentai in third grade when my busmates found out i was addicted to the sims so they told me i should try newgrounds' dating sim games (sex kitten sim date lmfao), they fooled me into thinking "parang expansion pack lang sa sims yan"

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Who was your first crush? Describe them.

Her name was solenn (spelling??), and i remember we were seated next to each other in my very first day of school because she was late and i was seated even later because i kept on crying because my mom left me with a bunch of strangers.
we became close, she became my very first girlfriend at the age of 3; unfortunately we were forced apart when she stopped going to school later that year. my mok said her fam moved to france, w/c i guess makes sense because i remember she was p western looking lmao. she had nice brown locks and that's p much what i remember.
also, s/o to maxine (wherever u r), my longest relationship in kinder who also left to transfer to another school, but not before dragging me to get a heart facepaint thing on her birthday!!!!
also, to paulie, my busmate/bestfriend of all 3 years of preschool who i told all my crushes to, but i later found out (like a decade after) actually liked me (according to my parents, who apparently were told by paulie's parents) -- i'm sorry :--( if we hadn't lost contact sana YA novel kopol na tayo HAHAHAHA
TL;DR: BUTI PA LABLYF KO NUNG PRESCHOOL EXCITING DAMING GANAP :--(

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Masaya ka ba with your drinking buddies? (the drew's group)

holy siyet yaaaas lalo na the past two months iono how i'd survive
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dahil graduate ka na, what's your biggest regret from college?

dahil 11 o'clock na at gusto ko matulog ng maaga, #theory time na! special bonus #thesis hits gagamitin ko yung ginawa kong framework hehehehe.
a close friend once told me that there are no biggest regrets, only most recent ones. and while i stand by this, the derridean inside me has also dismantled this very past-oriented form of regret, reoriented and armed it with a renewed insistence on the future.
we must maintain that the purpose of the experience of regret is not to sulk over the past, but to open us towards the very promise of the future, the experience of regret arising to a renewed intentionality towards the future, "no more, no less." instead of nostalgic, regret must be productive, generative.
tl;dr: pakyu kung sino mang magsabi na there is no use crying over spilled milk, there IS a use, but it has less to do with the milk, and more with the person who by crying, by mourning, opens up to the future in a more positive manner, as opposed to, in the absence of mourning, remains in melancholia, in symptom-production
TANGINA I MISS U DERRIDA :-----(

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Kung tinubuan ka pa ng dalawa pang extra titi, alin yung pipiliin mong hindi jajakulin (dahil dalawa lang yung kamay mo), yung gitna, kaliwa o kanan?

ano po yung "jajakulin"? o:
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