Okay. Here's what's gonna go down. I'm going to come to your house. K.? I will pet your dogs and say hello to your mother and father. Then, I am going to walk into your room and sit on your bed and you are going to go get me some Sour Patch Kids and Frosting Shots. Then,we will watch a scary movie..
Hey babe.!(; Truth is you're amazing.! An we are like best friends. And I don't know what I would do with out you. We talk like a lot.!(: and you're gorgeous and I'm jealous of how amazing you are.(:
Me: Dude, I found a chair. You: I Don't Care.! Me: okay so like I went to this movie once and You: SHUT UP AN THINK OF A WAY OUT MY GOD..! Me: Let's call Sponge Bob and use his magic shell that talks. Or Jake from State Farm. You: shut up. Me: baby come back you can blame it all on cheese.!!!
And then the unicorn fell. And then,(You:) SHUT UP me: okay. You: I found the door. Me: it's locked. You: shit. Me: and this one time at band camp...just kidding. But bro we should get some sour patch kids and frosting shots. You: SHUT UP WE ARE GONNA DIE IF WE DON'T FIND A WAY OUT
Quit being so pretty.! It's blinding me. *lights turn off* you say: where are you.?!? Me: I can't hear you it's too dark in here.! You: okay. Me: so this one time a unicorn ran into a rainbow....