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I tried to find it before asking you tho :(

so , was it you who asked the last time? (i knew who that was !!) i'm going 4 a sleep , then i'll ansa ; i always feel younger after ! x (don't worry , i won't tell)
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John john the pipers son... stole a ____ and away he did _____

. . . stole a cormorant but he left it at home . .
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( ~pig , & . . . . . actually , t'was tom tom the pipers son , stole a pig & away he run!)
makin-bacon!
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how old are you?

aw in the name o the wee man , i answered that the last time . . . . could you not find a chain saw?
or , oh! i know!
~ ask me again if you can't find x
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Thanks, hehe.exe :3 It's a two week break for Easter even though Easter has gone.exe xD

yeah , it's easter jumps about all over the place . . . . like the damn easter rabbit! something to do with some priest catching sight of the new moon ! (honest that's true . . . or is it the mullah?) x
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i don't actuallu.exe xD I know what .com stands for comerial and .org for orginzation ( I think) .gov is govermeant.exe

aw , i guessed "org." , in that case meant origin ; but your's does make more sense .
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~ FM , stands for 'fuk-me' . . . , like "ASK.fukk-me" . .. . a common Latvian saying (but don't tell anyone , coz >
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Bad joke of the day: a man was filling in a doctors form and in the "s*x" part he wrote 4 times a week..... question part: have you filled in parts of forms and misunderstood the question completely? OR did you deliberately fill them in wrong as to be funny as the joke example showed?

if there's a problem at a store or summit , & they're at fault , & getting a refund , & U have 2 sign 4 it ; I always sign it "R. Sole" (omg~i'm hilarious)
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i've a GR8 joke , one of my ho-maid ones , but can't be asst coz badmin won't like

How do you say Ask.fm (ASK FM, Ask, Ask dot FM)? (I hope this makes sense.exe)

I say : "that damn site , operated by satan itself" !
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~ but , do you know what he FM stands for?? (hint it was org. set up by & run by Latvians) snort!

What do you put in your mashed potatoes?

nothing . . . . tonight i'll put my spuds in some of my special spicy mediteranian beef-mince stew !

How do you like your French fries to be cooked and what kind of seasonings do you like? Or which restaurant has the best fries?

Can't figure why amo's call em "F.F.s" . . . . because they are nothing like 'frites' as French & Belgians call em .
I prefer 'chips' , so long as they're Italian , Belgian , or Olde Scotch style , & not soggy english ! Mind , what Amo's call "chips" , we call crisps . . . . (!)
~don't need anything on them if they're made right > not skinny like amerry fries or big chunky 'steak-cut' ; just the correct belgie/french/italian size , a good quality scottish potato like 'maris piper' , grown in Ayrshire (land of BIF) & deep fried in extremely hot Aberdeen Angus beef fat (or extra virgin Greek olive oil for a veggie) LMFBO! xx
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THIS IS PHUKKING GRIM , desolate & bleak ; HAVE you heard of "the proclaimers" ? well , this little village is where they came from , AUCHTERMUCHTY!!!! hahah
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. & i wales , any betta?
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Question Of The Day: Does it matter to you about how many likes/followers you have or not? Do you follow for follow and follow for unfollow, like for like etc?.exe :3

well , life on ask is rather pointless without mutual following , following ~
& so long as the likes mean something ; if no-one gets anything from what we post , what would be the point in it all ?
Are you in college , Cazzy-wazzy ? On lunch-break ? . . . . . fancy a nap , lol? >
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If you feel comfortable saying, do you have life insurance? If not, do you plan to ever get any?

I have a betta alternative , lol ; no bizzness 4 "cody&ciera" , hit-man&insurance inc. hahaha!!!

Un, dos, tres, _______ Un, dos, tres, un pasito pa'atras _________ (fill in, in your magical creative ways... prferably in english :p)

. . . Un, dos , tres , . . uh , a lost count ~ Un, dos, tres, un pasito pa'atras a should give up
Un dos tres 
Un dos tres un pasito paatras   fill in in your magical creative

Trump or feeling the Bern?

. . . it would be better that they were all gathered up & drowned in the deepest part of the sea ; before they tip the world down the sewer to hell . . . .
Let Hillary , Operate the Pillary
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Have you ever seen the show Shameless? Do you like it?

I don't watch anything . . . I think the uk one is totally different (here's the very first episode ever) omg , there's , shaggin in it ; I can't stand that particular 'thicko-english' accent ; love normal english accents lmbo!
better with something scottish , lighter (@ the bottom)
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.much lighter , suitable for young children (to bore them shitless)
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Bom dia, o Cantinho está atualizado venham visitar! ♡ Aproveitem e visitem esse ask também: @Jardimdefotografias não é meu, mais espero que se encantem assim como eu me encanto ♡

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Olá ! É muito bom ouvir de você . Você entende Inglês facilmente? Porque muitas vezes a auto - traduzir não é tão preciso, nem a Traduz Google . . .
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Obrigado pelo link ! xx

Cantinho Atualizado! ♡

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Eu não conheço nenhum português para falar, por isso contando com Traduz Google ! Você se refere à sua pergunta?
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seguido ! x

Question Of The Day: What is your opinion on surprise parties? Do you like them or not? Have you ever had one?.exe :3

totally loved , & long for , never get enough , such a thrill . . . . takes my breath away ; alas these things must pass , like shifting sands on an ocean's bed . . . time . . . to . . .
~i'm afraid i couldn't hack one at the mo ; but , hopefully , i will rise again . . . above it all ; LOL!
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