And I can not lie.
I like the handcuffs thing.
Honors! I ain't dumb! Fool...
Dogs, are you kidding? You ever seen a cat roll over on command?
Oh I'll twerk for ya, but it's not cheap and it's a hard ticket to get.
I'm sorry, have we met?
Liked by: Allison Bauer
Naw humans would taste nasty, I'd get me some ahi ahi... That shits good.
Allllll gold in my rang
Considering I'm a classy broad, yes.
But what is love?
Sorry I'm uhhh moving to Switzerland?
I don't have just one, you asking me to write a book!
Just be nice to people, like it's seriously not that hard. And changing the empty toilet paper rolls. People leave em empty leavin me stranded for days!
Is my life an 80's movie? Did I fall in love with them after that first encounter?
Well Kate Upton was my first like way back when.And I don't know, Anna Kendrick has been into me for quite a while.
Thanks but aren't I supposed to answer the questions!?
Wear a suit.
Liked by: Abigail Mae ❁
Love em all
Liked by: Colten Cole
Ms. Frizz from the magic school bus, she's crazy.
Like 7ft. What's it to ya?
I use unicorn tear shampoo and a brush hand made by mermaids, it helps.
Back door sluts nine, that's Disney right?