Would you go to outer space if you had a chance to?
Yes
What are you doing ?
About to masturbate
Talking to married men is irritating. Most of my friends are married with kids and one of my male friends gained like 35lbs and asked him why, he says well u know having 3 kids will do that. I'm like but ur wife had the kids. You're just a fat f$#k.. 😆