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Have you had sexual intercourse with Chloe ?

I could not be more clear. Picture a man falling to his death, off of an aeroplane (the parachute has failed to deploy). I shall answer this question with his last word "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!".

Whom would you like to meet?

My virginity, we kind of lost each other a while back, and I have never been reunited with it since :(

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If you had $5 left in your pocket what would you spend it on?

I'd probably keep my American money in a box or something.

What is the theory of music?

Music theory is the study of how music works. It examines the language and notation of music.

Do you regret anything?

You didn't ask me what it is that I regret, therefore, I could answer this with as simple of a response as "yes, yes I do"....yes, yes I do.

What was the last thing you bought?

Why, that would be a hot chocolate from Allerdice's in Auchinleck :)

Till what age would you like to live and why?

55, I don't want to live long enough to lose anybody. To me, loss is worse than my own death :/

What makes you crazy mad?

Me, i'm not crazy, i'm not mad...It's just the crickets...the crickets have athritis, they're out to get me. o.o

Which is the most beautiful place you've ever seen?

I'd answer this question properly if my fucking spacebar wasn't so awkward to use...

What is the last thing you said to someone?

Get Bronson to stop stealing my slippers, i'm gonna sleep.

If dogs never existed, which animal would take its place as Man's Best Friend?

I'm not gonna say cats, they're too shy :( I wanna pick bears, they're really similar to dogs, only a lot more difficult to be held under captivity, which is a good thing :D Or pigs? Everybody likes pigs, and bacon, I don't no whether to choose pigs or bacon :'(

What's one of your favorite 'little things' to enjoy in life?

Ice cream - with raspberries and sprinkles.

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