Finally, the official Juicy Lady Killer (copyright 1982-2015)'s exotic yet marvellous face has been revealed. This man, aka myself, Is a very successful man. I've had sex over 300 times with some of the most beautiful women in the world, I've eaten french cheese off of Jennifer Lopez's belly, I've slept on Brad Pitt's roof and had sex with Angelina Jollie on it, I've fisted Kanye West's asshole (after he begged me and paid me $100,000), I've been a homeless man and a rich man and have had many many more experiences over the years. But at the end of the day i am a successful man and you should all aspire to be me.
If you could choose to live anywhere in the world where would you prefer to live?
Eh wherever I want really. The best part about my life is that I can go wherever I please whenever I please because I have no woman to commit to. Every woman I've ever had sex with has begged me to fuck them. So, I say 'darling if you get pregnant, I'm not responsible for the child' and they understand so yes technically I should be committing to 16 different kids, but lifes to short man ;) I like to move around, have sex with wonderful woman and share my love.
To all those frisky boys ready to catch some birds, these shoes will make you THE lady magnet. These are the only shoes i've ever worn my whole life, I'm 37, with a 6 inch dick, a goatee,owned 7 different super sized women strip clubs and 16 kids with 14 different girls from all different countries and let me tell you, I couldn't of done it all without these babies. They reel the babes in. Good with socks too.
When my ex-wife Lateisha keeps trying to rape my butthole. I tell her my butthole is way too far stretched for her plump fist, but no! Every time I go to her house to pick up my son, Juan Gomez Lopez Rodrigues she keeps trying to fist me!! Someone please give me tips on how to stop this woman....
I see a society, a society filled with all sorts of different people including accepting people, dishonest people, loyal people, etc. However, one thing that definitely stands out when most people have their first glance at another human, is their appearance. Though many deny that they 'judge a book by its cover' many of us do. Especially if the person is a different race, which is usually the first thing the average human notices about another. This race categorisation bothers me. It bothers many people, but for me it aggravates me in a particular way because we are all human beings. Why do we have to be defined by our races? Why does race matter at all? If you skinned us all, we would all look the same. All humans should be seen equally. Why are famous people seen as more 'special' or more 'interesting' than the local homeless person who sits on that same bench for hours each day? Why should some people be more privileged than others? Why are there children starving in so many countries in this dark world, while theres some people spending thousands of dollars on their own appearance for vanity reasons only? Why doesn't the news ever speak of these matters? This world has been alive and working for millions of years yet theres still innocent people dying of hunger. This world needs help.