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Never let anyone tell you you can't wear a can of tuna as a hat
Who's "anyone" and why am I wearing a tuna hat?
When you can justify a lie?
You can't. In your eyes it may be justified, but in someone else's they'd disagree and so on
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You are my Twitter crush whoops :/
Am I? Aw :')
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wanna listen to music with me on dubtrackfm?
Nope
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Rosie
Which famous person would you like to live with?
Morgan Freeman. Your day-to-day life would constantly sound like it was being narrated
The best things in life are free.
Bullshit. I know you mean it doesn't cost money, but the definition of "free" is "not under the control or in power of another" and if everything was free then we wouldn't want it as much.
Slide your dick slowly inside my ass till its deep inside me and grind my ass till my eyes roll back in my head
Is it still valid if I answer this 8 months late
275 million new stars are born every single day.
But I'm not a rapper
dreams can come true
I can become a rapper???
What job do you have?
Rapper. Oh wait, I'm not a rapper
The voices in my head are screaming
Are screaming "but I'm not a rapper"
opinions on links you get??
"Is this the Gerard way?"
What situations make you uncomfortable?
I still have questions on here from "about a year ago" from girls when my ex wouldn't let me talk to the opposite sex hashtag cringe-watch twenty fourteen
Do you think that there are any topics that there should be more movies about?
Mental health issues. I think I've said this before. I'm not saying it should be like "PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY ARENT JUST SHY" etc., I just think a good plot like with a background behind it would be education, for example someone going through the five stages of loss, that could easily be a film.
Ever eat a banana and make chimp noises
*Sarah Darley looks hurt in the distance*
If you were a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?
Rapture bc Bioshock
Have you ever been pied in the face?
Have you ever pied?
What pet do you want?
A Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever an an Alaskan Malamute Husky! I think
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
By using her.
This is a Fallout: New Vegas reference. Obvious reference is reference
This is a Fallout: New Vegas reference. Obvious reference is reference
One time I left my baby brother in the car and he melted
I agree
I aint got no uther niggas so yh you my only nigga 2
The spelling in this hurt my feelings
also what does a pound equal in dollars
Now let's play a game called "Google answers"..
What are the most comfortable shoes?
Ur mom
Why would someone want to go on a space trip?
I took this in three ways:
- As in going to the moon. Boring
- Falling over. It would amuse me watching else go on this "space trip"
- Replacing your blood with acid and just having a space trip, y'know, for bantz and that
- As in going to the moon. Boring
- Falling over. It would amuse me watching else go on this "space trip"
- Replacing your blood with acid and just having a space trip, y'know, for bantz and that
How would you explain color to a blind man?
"It's alright"
Who is the happiest person in the world?
Pharrell Williams, apparently
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What was the worst age you’ve had so far?
The age we live in
Have you ever played golf?
Yeeeees. I actually intend on picking it up as a hobby when I move house
do you have a Instagram lol? cx
iAmiWasJoe
do you have a kik ?
Not anymore, sorry :(
When you’ll be 90 years old, what will matter most to you?
The answer to this question
You've gotten more attractive since i was last on this
Why thankyou but no
suck my dick? I'll pay x x x
How much brah
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dobby
What's the best dating advice you have?
Be yourself. If they don't love you for who you are then what's the point? It's your life, live it how you want, not by someone else's boundaries
What's the most valuable thing you've held in your hands?
Materialistically: my debit card
Sentimentally: someone else's
Sentimentally: someone else's
Who are you?
You're on my ask, pal
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Which is your song of the week?
The Wild // Secrets
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What is the best thing to eat for breakfast?
Pussy
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Brad
If you could make anyone in the world fall in love, which two people would you put together?
Ur mum and me
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What's that one band that brought you to love music and introduced you to it.
Kinda surprisingly I used to listen to stuff like Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams etc., and then I got taken to Brid Bash when Rooster were still around. They're heavier than those bands I previously mentioned and I don't know how I got from listening to Bon Jovi to Whitechapel..
I am man!!! And I could but I wish I could make the most of my time by going to see them now :/ for all I know I could die tomorrow without having the experience of seeing a band live :(
You'll see some bands someday I promise c:
Just talk about it with her and reach a mid ground
Just talk about it with her and reach a mid ground
Why are you having a deep convo with an anon about DVD players?
Because why not
sorry, I was trying to say that I didn't want to buy a British DVD player just for those dvds. I'll just find one's that are compatible with a US DVD player. (idk if you find me rude or annoying but I'm really not trying to be)
Oh right fair enough. I'm sure they will do but I thought that if you bought a British DVD then you could play loads of other DVDs as well which would give it longevity but y'know it's up to you :)
because I don't know where to buy one and I don't want to get it just fir tgoes dvds. I'm pretty sure they make skins uk dvds for US DVD players I'll.
That made no sense..
I wanted to own the dvds. but thank you anyways!!
Why don't you buy a British DVD player then?
Would you rather: Have a bell go off every single time you were horny. Or Feel a sharp pain in your stomach every time someone said your name. (Sent to all I follow)
Bell
Kasabian, the kooks, radiohead, the killers, Bombay bicycle club, chvrches, foals, editors, the strokes, arctic monkeys, muse, rhcp, jake bugg, everything everything, kings of leon, and then more metalcore such as bring me the horizon and of mice & men haha the list could go on :(
Seen Of Mice u jelly
But you should go see them when you're older :)
But you should go see them when you're older :)
Post a picture of your pet!
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Would you rather: Fuck a Goat and nobody knows about it!!! OR. Not fuck a Goat and everybody thinks you did it!!! (Send to all I follow)
Can I date the goat first???
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