How do you define honesty?
To me it's not only telling the truth when prompted, but revealing information you know to be relevant and necessary for open communication.
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Your crush has an enormous penis?
*smirks* I haven't seen it.
What if you woke up and your head was on your dresser and your body was laying in your bed?
I wouldn't wake up because I'd be dead. Herpaderp.
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So you only want a guy who has a lot of cash?
No no no. Fuck no.
I'm not staying with anyone unless I love them. Money trouble can be improved. But love cannot be created where it doesn't exist.
I'm not staying with anyone unless I love them. Money trouble can be improved. But love cannot be created where it doesn't exist.
How do you feel about public speaking?
It has caused me unwavering anxiety and distress since middle school. I'm terrible at it because of my social anxiety.
If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn?
I really want to learn how to paint or play the acoustic guitar.
If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
1994.
At least see my dad if I can't save him.
Alternatively
1926.
"Hey, Dr. Seuss. You listen here, you little shit. You're amazing and you need to marry me, k?"
At least see my dad if I can't save him.
Alternatively
1926.
"Hey, Dr. Seuss. You listen here, you little shit. You're amazing and you need to marry me, k?"
What has been your biggest challenge?
Living has been my biggest challenge. I mean, it really has.
Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Take a wild guess
I'd love to hear about your dreams for the future?
I believe I basically answered this awhile ago when someone asked where my life is headed.
I want to have a career, blah blah. But like if I suddenly came into money, I'd probably drop that idea and open up some rad new business. I like the idea of a nontraditional job. Something fresh and exciting where I don't have to be up at 7 am. I'd also give a shit ton to charities that mean something to me or someone I love. I really do want to make a big difference in the world, but it usually takes big resources to do so.
I want to have a career, blah blah. But like if I suddenly came into money, I'd probably drop that idea and open up some rad new business. I like the idea of a nontraditional job. Something fresh and exciting where I don't have to be up at 7 am. I'd also give a shit ton to charities that mean something to me or someone I love. I really do want to make a big difference in the world, but it usually takes big resources to do so.
If you weren't scared what would you do?
Smack dat ass
What are you pretending not to know?
Pretending not to know where the wild things are
What if a stranger ripped off your shirt in public in front of hundreds? how do you react
Smile and say "SURPRISE" while I'm crying inside.
Do you ever sing without actually using your vocal cords?
I sing in my head!
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
I probably dance more when there's no music than where there's music lol.
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yeah. Just a temporary neurological aberration.
Do you miss anyone right now?
Yeah I do, but I'm not gonna let it fuck with my happiness.
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Psh no, of course not.
I tie people up and put duct tape over their mouth until I get my way.
I tie people up and put duct tape over their mouth until I get my way.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Probably a few years ago. I write notes a lot, but not letters.
Why are you so pissed off?
I'm not lol. What gave you the impression I was?
Are there moments where you still view the world with a sense of childlike wonder?
Yes
Do you treat your body like a Temple or more like an Amusement Park?
an abandoned graveyard littered with wilted flowers
what about mcdonalds?
bring me some?
tell me whats up?
drinking coffee and watching four weddings :)
Laura?
Stranger?
What was your childhood like?
Abnormal
Do you love the World you live in?
No.
Do you Love capitalizing Random words?
Do you Love capitalizing Random words?
Are you addicted to the internet?
Yes
You like cats more than dogs?
In general, yes. My dog is an asshole.
Why are random strangers on the internet so worried about you and your crush lol?
They probably think I'm an idiot for still trying after all this time.
Ok, you can explain it to ask.fm or you can just shut your pie hole about it but. What is it that you found in his littleness? AKA him
the way you asked this makes me not wanna answer cause it was fucking rude but ima do it anyway
you ever meet someone and without them saying a word you can sense they're like you? well maybe you haven't, but this is what happened to me. i literally push every person away eventually and never felt a real connection until he came along. i can't just let go of something like that.
you ever meet someone and without them saying a word you can sense they're like you? well maybe you haven't, but this is what happened to me. i literally push every person away eventually and never felt a real connection until he came along. i can't just let go of something like that.
There is more fish in the sea if, what i' m getting at is accurate. So what if his penis is 16 inches. OVERRATED! chin up lady
But I want that fish. :( It's very rare for me to find what I found in him. Of course I need to be realistic though so back to being forever alone.
:/ not even your crush walking up to you and giving you a gummy bear type kiss?
Lol that would make me smile but let's be honest...that's not going to happen.
What kind of questions excite you the most?
Nothing excites me anymore.
ahhh, please take it out. I think its growing and it tearing my asshole :/
Oh snap I'll take it out. I'm not in the mood to stick my dick anywhere anyway.
It hurts but still feels good! :)
oh baby
When are you going to pull out that 12 inch dick from my butthole?
Not anytime soon
both?
I only internet stalk lol
Where is your life headed?
That's a good question. Right now I'm questioning where to go, as I often do when depressed. But it's almost too late because I'm about to commit to 3 more years of school. I do want to work with kids for a career because they make me happy. So as it stands, I'm going to be a school psychologist. I want to finish that damn novel and be a published author. I want to get married one day and have kids. I want to give back to the world in one way or another. I feel like I could be SO much more than I am, but I'm the only one standing in my way. I'm like a firecracker; I crackle and fade. I'm inconsistent. The real me is hidden under a fuck ton of brokenness and emerges when the demons are taking a cigarette break. I'm feeling kind of motivated right now because I had caffeine, otherwise I probably would've answered this with "My life is heading straight to hell." If I always felt like I do right now though, I could set the world on fire. All I can do now is create a little smoke like every other motherfucker. So once again, I dwell in extremes. I'm either too dead to get up or too alive to hold down.
Last human being you stalked?
are we talking internet stalking or real life stalking cause i'm not crazy enough to do the latter
if ur dream guy left you, what would you do?
i would be devastated tbh but i would have to accept it at some point. i will never forget him no matter what happens between us. i've actually learned a lot from him and will use that knowledge as i move forward in life.
when guys only like you on a physical level what sort of thoughts go on in your mind?
"all i'm good for is my body. guys see a blonde with big boobs they'd like to stick their dick in. that's all. no one cares enough to get to know my personality. either that or my personality is shit and that's why i'm nothing but an object. the guys who seem curious to get to know me are probably only playing along to get in my pants."
do you feel unloved?
99% of the time
do you want to travel the world with me?
yes!
you are one seriously weird chick?
sure am :)
Damn. Pic?
No.
Most interesting memory as a kid?
I have a lot of weird memories. I once stuck orange seeds up my nose and had to go to the hospital to get them removed.
Why are they sensitive?
idk i thought they might be but i don't have balls only a 12 inch dick
You can grab handfulls! But mine are better :) squeeze until they pop!
aren't balls sensitive
I love da ball pit! Can't wait. Ready to rumble!
i love playing with dem balls
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