Chocolate Make the bride fat so she can't fit into her dress so she won't be able to marry the person you have secretly loved since you were 12 And then steal him from her secretly and give her more chocolate because she is sad so she loses all her looks (she always was Hotter than you, whose laughing now bitch) and becomes really fat and then make her your bridesmaid at your wedding so she can suffer the way you have for the last 15 years! Or if that fails You can always buy some nice flowers.