Wolf. Apparently it sounds like I'm saying "woof". I don't know.

If I can get this nursing entrance essay down from 1082 to 1000 without pulling my hair out in the process, it would become my secret talent because I don't know how I'm going to do it.

Cleaning up because my apartment caught on fire today...

One of my roommates has been complaining for the past four days about how the guy she's in love with just wanted to fuck her then have a threesome with her and just leave her...like can we just move on and stop complaining about it? Because I'm tired of hearing it every. single. day.

Some FKA Twigs song.

Yes, it's called getting up and turning off my alarm and sleeping for another hour. Happens every single morning.

I go to school in South Georgia. It comes a fucking down pour out of no where so 9 times out of 10 I'm usually walking to class without my rain jacket or umbrella when it rains -_-

I only get like one thing at Taco Bell every time I go tho...

Proving Sam wrong that I could last a week without a man. Serious ego stroking moment right there. I'm shooting for two now to totally blow his mind.

I love absolutely everything about my nonexistent boyfriend. I mean, yeah he's absent like all the time, but ya know...