Various oceanic creatures, and whirlpools.
Depends on what kind of idiot. If I'm a nice idiot then I guess it's okay.
I fell asleep at like nine...
I guess every time I go to the bathroom?
Pink carnations have been my answer for a long long while, but I have recently fallen in love with peonies, especially the pink ones.
Gosh.. um.. Disneyland food?
Their hair and their eyes and their voice.
A teleportation device or a time machine
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