What is your favorite story your parents told you?
The one my dad told me when he was drunk as a kid, him and his friend went into McDonalds drunk and went into the bathroom ripped a toilet out of the wall walked to the counter with it and smashed it on the ground then ran away and didn't get caught
yo i just wanted to let you know how grateful i am to have you as a friend/bro. i know i can come to you for everything and it means a lot to me. and you guys know im always here for you. i love you guys (no homo(;)
Who am I? Who are you and who the fuck do you think you are asking me who I am?!? I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU PUNK ASS BITCH COCK SHITTER MUTHA DICK HAMMERING NIPPLE SLUT FUCKER