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Saya trauma dengan laki2, soalnya sering dijadiin pelampiasan & pelarian. Sayapun ga percaya sama laki2 yg bilang tertarik sama saya. Saya gapernah tanggepin dengan serius. Tapi orang itu malah sakit hati. Disisi lain, saya trauma sama laki2. Ada solusi?

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What is your favorite joke?

“My name’s Pitt!”
“Look, I am sorry for makin things fucked up, but really, All we had is best intentions.”
“Oh I am sorry did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Well, you just say about best intentions dont ya Brett? Oh! You re finished, well allow me to retort. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like?”
“What?”
“Where are you country from? ‘What’ aint no country I’ve ever heard they speak English in what!?”
“...”
“ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?”
“Hm hm..”
“Then you know what I am sayin! Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!”
“He’s black...”
“Go on!”
“He’s bald.”
“Does he looks like a bitch!?”
“W.. Wh.. What?”
“DOES HE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH?!”
“NOOOOOOOOO....!!!!”
“Then why you try to fuck him like bitch!? Yes you did... Yes you did it Brett! Because Marsellus Wallace dont like to fucked by anybody except Mrs Wallace!
“You read the bible Brett!?”

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Jika kamu harus mewarnai rambut dan mempertahankan warna itu selama 5 tahun kedepan, warna apa yang kamu pilih?

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