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Why are you so good at basketball. And is that the only sport you play

Hahaha thanks, who is this. And yeah, its my only sport

Alexander here... Patrick.. I had a headache and took some aspirin pills but I think they were my fathers Viagra pills because I've had a boner for 17 hours What do I do?

17 hours later and youre just now trying to get help?

Ok.. My main bitch gonna be here at 9:30. But I was hanging with my side bitch right? When I might of let it slip that she just a side hoe.. She said that's ok. But when I came out the bathroom she hit me in the back with a hammer and now I can't feel my legs.. Problem is I can't use my life alert b

SPURS

Because then my main bitch(Sharnay) would see the ambulance and the paramedics would tell her there was a crazy female in my house ;-; . What do I do?? Shed break both my arms if she found out I'm cheating

IN

Hey Patrick.. It's Alexander again.. Ik we left off on the wrong foot.. But could you give me some advice?

of course alex

Hey Patrick. It's Alexander. Remember me? Huh faggit? You fucking pushed me into a locker over spring break... I was In there for 5 days straight. I had to eat my own back pack just to survive.. Had to drink my own spit (I grew up in a black family so it's ok. I'm use to this.) but. You a fuck boy

you know the rules
Hey Patrick Its Alexander Remember me Huh faggit You fucking pushed me into a

aye nigga you ain't got no answers and your clothes ain't Ralph

bruh i got Ralph all the way down to the paint in my room
aye nigga you aint got no answers and your clothes aint Ralph

Bro. I'm staring at my wall right now and I swear there are pandas crawling out and my fan is a giant snake and Morgan freeman is yelling at me for spilling his tea.. Did I take good Molly or bad Molly..

you either took lsd or really bad molly, cause if it was real good molly you would be sweating. but this is a trick question. if it truly was good molly you wouldn't be able to find it.

whos your best guy friend and whos your best girl friend?

jacson evans is my best guy friend and you're my girlfriend

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