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I am a prep. I just moved into your neighborhood. I met you yesterday at school. Even though we just met, I feel a strong connection to you. I can't explain it. Now here comes the big guns. I catch you after school. I pull out my iPod. I ask you to listen to one direction with me. There's no escape.

I'm a g0ff1ck vampire queen with long ebony black hair that has purple streaks in it and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee. I've been waiting for some change around here. I saw you yesterday at school and tried to ignore you but something about you drew me in, though I stayed away because I knew it was wrong to be with a prep. I'm outside of school and suddenly you approach me and bring out your iPod. I do not know what is going on but I find myself unable to movie. You say One Direction and I piss myself because this is scary and different. Now I know for sure that I cannot leave.
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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actually iM ebony dark'ness dementia raven way u lousy poser :////
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What’s the best way to learn a new language?

kidnap a virgin
steal a goat
chop off ur fingers
use the blood 2 draw a pentagram on a floor
slaughter the virgin on the pentagram
and the goat
and then start masturbating over the circle, envisioning gerard way's face as u do so
then say, "lord ebony dark'ness dementia raven way who's not related 2 gerard way but wishes she was.....because.....he's a major fucking hottie.....except my offering...allow me to learn (insert desired language here)"
if that doesn't work throw some hot topic gift cards into the pentagram as offering.
i hope this helped....
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If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?

It would be called, "Puff the Magic Dragon" and it would be a pornographic novel about a dragon with a dick that breathes out fire.
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