You seem like such a cool person but I have the features of a pear
thank u wow that's v nice+i'm sure u don't angel
I wanna be your friend but I'm not pretty
if u wanna b my friend u should just message me or smth like i am not scary i am so lame u cannot even comprehend it AND SECOND PART wtf no.firstly i bet u are and secondly even if u aren't it doesn't matter AT ALL ! i don't just mean 2 me, i mean more than that bc u are worth far, far more than ur exterior appearance like bruh who cares what u look like u other than stupid highschool kids thatll b totally irrelevant to ur life in a couple years ((and in all honesty r also totally irrelevant even now))
butt cheese
my favourite
how are you and danny?
the only danny i've ever been friends with was danny lawman n i don't acc remember the last time i spoke to him so ?
so are you single??
nah m8, got a bae
bestfriends??
i HATE answerin this some1 will see n complain @ me for not listing them it'll happen i swear
are you still with brett?
p sure i was like 13 when i "dated" him n he lived in america we never met how does that sound anything close 2 a functional relationship
how big are your stretchers?
left ear on 14mm, right ear on 10mm bruh
how do you even smoke weed every day
what's weed
how old are you?
12
Why you so Murican? ;)
suicide note: they said i was american
what is love?
progeria
do u sometimes just stop talking to friends for no reason or
what
What is the meaning of the life in one word?
Which gossip is there about you?
idk man there's not too much gossip about me but I know a couple assholes bitch about me??
Looking for a friend with benefits. No complications, just sex. Interested?
u must be sorta desperate to send this to people on ask.fm im disappointed in u young one