If you could communicate with your pet for just a minutes, and they would understand, what would you say?
If I die, please, please do not eat me.
If you were city mayor, what changes would you make to your city?
New roads
What is your idea of paradise?
A modern home in the woods, at the base of a mountain with a waterfall coming from a cave above creating a grotto that leads to a lake running all around the property back into the mountains again. A Japanese walkway bridge leading over the river to a stone walkway that leads to a set of steps carved into the mountain bringing you up to a hanging bridge that leads to the door. Inside, mostly glass with the exception of the bedroom with should have a huge patio. xD enough?
What's something you do well?
Eat and be fat and sleep and...yeah...
If you could own an exotic pet, what would you choose?
Woof. :)
What causes you to panic?
Sinking in deep water.
If you were famous what would you be famous for?
Acting I hope...but knowing me, probably something like a viral video people make fun of :P
What are the most comfortable shoes?
Converse...suck on that all you motherfuckers who love anything else! :D
What’s your favorite seafood?
Does pussy count? No? Well then, I guess lobster.
What was your favorite subject in school?
World Geography! Hell yeah! Best teacher ever and the most interesting shit! :)
What is your favorite summer song?
Are you good at swimming?
I can swim about as well as a rock.
What do you look like right now?
Sexy as fuck! I'm always sexy as fuck! :)JK, I probably look like a huge bag of smashed assholes because its like 4 in the morning and yeah...
Who will go to hell?
More than likely, me.
What's the most interesting object in your room?
My pocket pussy! No bros, JK. I'd have to say everything I own is pretty damn interesting! :)
What websites harm humanity?
Any religious website, you're 3 times more likely to get a virus from them than any porn website. Evil bastards! :P
Whom have you hugged today?
Considering it's 1:30 in the morning, nobody. Abso-fucking-lutely nobody! :/
What was the last restaurant you went to?
Wu's. addicted. Best food ever.
When is the world going to end?
When the Nazis return...that or when us gingers decide to put our plans into action :P
What question do you hate to answer?
Does the carpet match the drapes...it should be obvious cock jaws!
What's the best way to spend $1,000,000?
Pay off loans, but a new car, new house and give the rest to charity. My charity would be WWF.
Are you scared of the dark?
Isn't that a TV show or something from the 90's? Truthfully? Somewhat, it all depends really.