What is the next big thing that will blow people’s minds?
My someday-in-the-far-far-far-future-to-be-published books
If you had an extra hour of free time every day, what would you do with it?
Draw. I miss drawing.
Do you like high heels?
NO. Dude, high heels are evil okay? But I do wear them sometimes (sometimes means when I don`t really have a choice) If you do wear them, make sure there's a hospital near where you are.
How to find true love?
OPEN THE FRIDGE.
Do you always smile for pictures?
Nope. I only lift the corner of my lips to creep other people out, if such a hideous thing could even be called a 'smile' then I guess, sometimes...
What books on your shelf are begging to be read?
Oh dear, idk. Each time i look at my tbr pile, each book feels like that little abandoned baby with super big crystal eyes and i'm like-- oh no, that aint working on me this time buddy. But i end up wasting an hour just picking which book to read next ugh hgfk but right now, I chose boy meets boy by david levithan
How many slices of pizza do you usually eat?
If i am forced to "share" a box of pizza, then i'd say 2-3 slices but yeah i can eat a whole box by myself lol
What color socks are you wearing right now?
I'm not wearing any socks right now, that sexy enough for ya?
What books do you plan to read?
OH GAHD DO NOT MAKE ME CHOOSE lol but tbh i have a lot on my to-read pile, some david levithan books, the book thief, VA series and a lot more lol
Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
just some dude who sells books (yes, i have an active social life)
Are you wearing socks right now? Post a picture.
No. I`ve got really soft feet tho. Wanna see em?
Which Ask.fm gift would you like to receive?
Idk, probably food. A one year supply of strawberry flavored yogurt to be specific.
If you were a different gender, what name would you want to have?
D'Artagnan (Dar-tey-nee-uhn). Because I want others to have a hard time, trying to pronounce my name correctly and those who dare misspell my name shall be thrown to Tartarus.
Who rules the World?
This is too easy. Of course, me. [insert the most diabolical laugh known to man] [chokes] oh, nevermind.
Which gives you the most pleasure - giving presents or receiving them?
truth be told? well, giving them... idk, is that weird? I think there`s something wrong with me.
Where do you think Santa Claus is from?
he's from children's minds and hearts who dared to believe in him
Would you marry a robot?
depends, if the robot`s a hot-punk-rock-listener-and-proud-bibliophile kind of robot then i don`t see why not
What are some of the first things you do in the morning?
first off, i would open my window`s curtain and then i`d sing like they do in disney movies except i sing punk rock and then i`d check if my neighbor`s wifi is still on booyeah-- i start surfing the net
Post a pic of your favorite shoes?
here you go lol i love this pair. Ive been wearing them every chance i get (even to sleep) (okay that was a joke but seriously i love them)